If you spent a little bit of time around girls, you know how temperamental they are. Especially when they are getting ready to go out. Unless you have the perfect compliment, shut the fuck up... Don't do like Little Mikey and rush a women while she's putting on the makeup. Unless you want a very angry handjob from Christine Alexis. Then you should nag her at will, and she'll yank your stick just to shut you up.

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